Shrimp, Glorious Shrimp

How I wished I liked you.  You're so pretty.  Cooked and uncooked.  But I don't like the way you taste.  I don't know why but I don't.  I really wish I did.  When I see you in dishes or on tv, I say, mmm that looks good!  I will eat you and I don't hate you, but I want to like you.  Or even love you.  You make my life sad, shrimp.  Why do you do it?  Please stop.

Thanks.