11.28.2006

Please Don't Look Like A Whore On Your Wedding Day

As Stace knows, I'm a huge fan of "Whose Wedding is it Anyway." It's a show about wedding planners. I like it better than "A Wedding Story" or "Bridezilla" or any of those other shows. Partially because I'm convinced this show was created so that I did not try to plan my own wedding. I do not have the patience. Yes, I have high standards, but the marriage is more important than the wedding. I do not want to spend $50,000 on my wedding and it only lasts for a 30 minute ceremony and a 3 hour reception (no, we are not staying longer. you're lucky I'll be there that long).

No, I am not planning on getting married anytime soon, I'm just more girly than I like to let on sometimes. Anyway. THE POINT! When you get married, there is to be some sort of air of ladylike behavior if you can't manage to pull of purity. So when you wear a dress that is cut down to here and up to there and slit and slashed and tied and pulled and de-strapped and unstrapped and on and on... YOU ARE RUINING THE POINT!! Look. Here's the deal. You can look like a scuz bucket anytime. Can't you chose this one day to not wear the most low cut dress you can find?

Thanks.

Record Dish Management (or at least me anyway)

10 comments:

Kris said...
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Kris said...

*sorry for double comment...there was SERIOUS typo*

I love Whose Wedding is It Anyway?

I swear on everything I own that Miss Linnyette (with the short hair and glasses) is going to plan my wedding...if I ever get married *sigh*

Okay now what were we talking about...oh yeah hoochies on their wedding day... NOT A GOOD LOOK. And ths use of scuz bucket *classic*

Smooches!

Amber Ileene said...

ha! come to my shop you'd be surprised what kind of dresses brides ask for!

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

Girl... i really don't understand the "sexy" bride borderline "look ma and pa! i'm not a virgin anymore!" look.

no side cut-outs and deep v-necks please. it bothers me to see those cowl necks where the collar touches the navel. a low back? at least have long sleeves or something...

the other manager

jameil1922 said...

linyette richardson-hall is THE BOMB!! she can plan mine, too honey!

ai... i'm so scared.

stace... hahahaha! right?! that's what i'm always thinkin. even if you are like 30 and we know you're not a virgin, can you please just give us the illusion??? ugh.

this one girl had the low back to her butt AND the tie back but her whole back was bare.... WHAT?! sigh. and the mother of the groom was like you look so beautiful, mike's gonna love that... YEAH. b/c he's already seen you in lingerie so its nice to get a preview of the rest of the night? MAKE IT STOP!

lmao @ "the other manager."

Miss Ashli said...

I concur. Club attire, or strip club attire for that matter, is never appropriate for your wedding.

~the other other manager

the joy said...

i say, if no one cries at your wedding over how beautiful you looked, you didnt do it right. i plan on being barefoot but that's cuz i'm getting married outside.

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

barefoot.

jameil1922 said...

ash... hahahahahahaha thank you!!

joy... lolol. i want everyone to be crying over the love. outside where???

stace... are you talking about cornfields and bookbags and bricks?

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

you know it. with no lube.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!