10.13.2006

Paula's Cheesy Ham and Banana Casserole

This is some nasty shit right here. Look at what Paula did. You'll probably stop after reading the ingrediants, maybe you stopped after the title. Some things just shouldn't go together. I'm actually surprised that Paula is still alive, all the butter she uses. As you can see, she doesn't mention how much to use in this recipe, she just says BUTTER. On her new show they made a sculpture of her head made out of butter. Thats just nasty.

Cheesy Ham and Banana Casserole

Butter
12 slices white bread
8 large slices deli ham
4 bananas, sliced on the bias
2 cups shredded Cheddar
2 cups crushed potato chips
6 slices cooked and crumbled bacon
4 large eggs
1 cup milk
1 cup cream
Pinch freshly grated nutmeg
Salt and freshly
ground black pepper

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
Butter a 9 by 13 glass baking dish. Butter both sides of the bread and layer 6 of them into the bottom of the baking dish, overlapping them as necessary but keep them even. Layer the slices of ham on top of the bread and then the bananas, 6 more slices of bread, then the cheese, potato chips, and bacon. In a separate bowl, beat together the eggs, milk, cream, nutmeg, salt, and pepper. Pour this over the casserole almost to the top. Bake for 45 minutes until brown and bubbly. Cut into squares and remove with a spatula, like lasagna.

Please note that I have never made this, nor will I ever, unless I am trying to commit suicide. Therefore I do not recommend this recipe.

6 comments:

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

I read the title and made a *face*. a *screw face* at that

ham.
cheese.
banana.

I couldn't finish but wanted to share my sentiments off top. okay, i'll read to see what mess Paula done made...

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

i just read the ingredients.

I literally GASPED and swiftly brought my hand to my mouth when i read 'potato chips'. You should see me now...where's my camera??? I'd upload a picture so fast...
EWWWWWWWW Paula!!!! That's some broke collge student/trailer trash making something up just to get some sort of sustenance in their stomach so they don't suffer from kwashiokor!!! OMFG!!!

jameil1922 said...

she is so nasty. this is one me and stace saw her making. (while you're talking abt her butter fetish, don't forget how she feels about mayonnaise and extra heavy whipping cream). so horrid. look at these ingredients for cornucopia salad.

1 head iceburg lettuce, washed, patted dry, and torn into pieces
1/2 cup diced green bell pepper
1/2 cup diced celery
1 cup frozen green peas, thawed, uncooked
2 (8-ounce) cans sliced water chestnuts
3 bananas, sliced, tossed in 1/4 cup lemon juice
3/4 cup raisins
3/4 cup chopped nuts (pecans, walnuts, or salted peanuts)
1 cup grated Cheddar
3/4 cup chopped green onions, green part only
10 to 12 slices bacon, cooked until crisp, chopped
Dressing:
2 cups mayonnaise
1/4 cup sugar
1 tablespoon white vinegar

vomit.

Miss Ashli said...

friggin disgusting.

why are we the only people that comment on our page

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

lol
i think people respond more to the music posts

jameil1922 said...

who cares? i love our comments. they're like conversations with each other.